So, picture this…
It’s 2:17 AM. I’m sitting in my home office—shirtless, hair doing its own interpretive dance—and I’ve got a half-drunk energy drink in one hand and a legal pad in the other. My dog’s asleep on a pile of invoices, and I’m staring at a whiteboard that’s equal parts inspiration and insanity.
It hit me: Why am I about to hand over 10% of my life’s work to a broker when I could just sell this thing myself?
I mean, I built this business from scratch—scrappy, lean, and mean. If anyone’s gonna squeeze every last drop of value out of it, it’s gonna be me.
Let me walk you through how I sold my service business with zero broker fees, kept my sanity (mostly), and walked away with a grin and a fat check.
Why I Said “No Thanks” to Brokers
First off, let’s get one thing straight—I don’t hate business brokers. Some of them are sharp, no-nonsense folks who know how to play the game. But I wasn’t looking to play the game.
I was trying to cash out clean, not write a big thank-you check to someone for sending a couple emails and ghosting me during negotiations.
Here’s what rubbed me the wrong way:
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The 8-12% commission felt like a slap in the face.
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They wanted control—of my timeline, my pitch, even my buyer list.
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And frankly, most of the ones I talked to didn’t know my industry like I did.
So I decided to roll up my sleeves and do what I’ve always done—figure it out myself.
Step 1: Getting My House in Order (Financially and Emotionally)
Before I even whispered the word “sell,” I had to clean up the mess. Running a service business is messy. Think:
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Recurring contracts that were half handshake, half crossed fingers.
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A QuickBooks file that looked like it had survived a hurricane.
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Random Google Docs that passed as “SOPs.”
So, I:
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Streamlined my books (shoutout to my caffeine-fueled accountant).
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Documented key processes—nothing fancy, just screen-recordings and bullet points.
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Created a one-pager with core metrics, growth potential, and revenue breakdowns.
Oh, and I also had to emotionally detach—this was my baby, but I had to start seeing it like an asset. Cold. Hard. Sellable.
Step 2: Finding Buyers Without Looking Desperate
Here’s where things got… interesting.
I didn’t want to shout from the rooftops that I was selling—word gets around fast in a service biz, and I didn’t need employees or clients freaking out.
So I took the backdoor route:
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I quietly told a couple friendly competitors I trusted (emphasis on “quietly”).
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Reached out to a few angel investor types who had sniffed around before.
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And yeah, I made a simple, no-fluff listing on one of those biz-for-sale marketplaces under an alias (ninja status).
No sleazy pitch decks. No hard sell. Just “Here’s what it is. Here’s what it makes. You interested?”
The result? I had three legit buyers in less than a month.
Step 3: Negotiating Like a Maniac (But With a Smile)
Now, this part? This is where the broker would’ve earned their cut… if I had one.
Each buyer came in with different offers:
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One guy wanted to pay less but promised to “grow it together” (yeah, no).
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Another offered all cash but wanted a 90-day transition AND a non-compete tighter than my grandma’s Tupperware lid.
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Third one was a wildcard—young, hungry, and flush with cash from a recent exit.
I leaned into that last one. Not just because the money was right—but because he vibed with the business, the clients, the hustle. It felt… right.
We did the whole back-and-forth, pulled in my lawyer to dot the I’s and cross the T’s, and boom—
Deal closed. No broker. No nonsense. No regrets.
The Aftermath: What I Learned (and What I’d Do Differently)
Looking back, a few things really made this work:
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I knew my numbers. Like, could-quote-them-in-my-sleep knew them.
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I didn’t get greedy—but I didn’t lowball myself either.
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I treated buyers like equals, not leads. That made everything smoother.
Would I do it again? Absolutely. Would I recommend it for everyone? Not necessarily.
If you’re not comfortable negotiating, or if your biz is a tangled mess, a good broker might be worth the fee. But if you’ve got grit, a decent network, and a clear head?
Man… cutting out the middleman never felt so sweet 😎
Key Takeaways: Sell Smart, Stay Sharp
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💸 You don’t need a broker—especially if you’ve built strong relationships and know your numbers.
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🧹 Clean your house first—financials, processes, and mindset all need to be sharp before selling.
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🤝 Pitch like a human—buyers are people. Treat them that way.
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🧠 Be ready to walk away—not every offer is the right offer.
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🧾 Lawyer up when it counts. Don’t skip the legal stuff, even if you’re doing it solo.
If you’re thinking about selling your service biz without giving away a chunk to a broker, trust your gut—but don’t skip the prep.
It’s not just about cashing out—it’s about doing it on your own terms.
And if you ever find yourself staring at a whiteboard at 2:17 AM with a weird grin and a warm energy drink… you’re probably doing it right.